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In no event shall Ultra Sounds1 Shop or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Ultra Sounds1 Shop’s website, even if Ultra Sounds1 Shop or a Ultra Sounds1 Shop authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.
The materials appearing on Ultra Sounds1 Shop’s website could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Ultra Sounds1 Shop does not warrant that any of the materials on its website are accurate, complete or current. Ultra Sounds1 Shop may make changes to the materials contained on its website at any time without notice. However Ultra Sounds1 Shop does not make any commitment to update the materials.
Ultra Sounds1 Shop has not reviewed all of the sites linked to its website and is not responsible for the contents of any such linked site. The inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Ultra Sounds1 Shop of the site. Use of any such linked website is at the user’s own risk.
Ultra Sounds1 Shop may revise these terms of service for its website at any time without notice. By using this website you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these terms of service.
ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, AND STATUTORY, ARE HEREBY DISCLAIMED. ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE HEREBY DISCLAIMED. THE PRODUCTS SOLD, INCLUDING SONOGRAMS, ULTRASOUNDS, FAKE PREGNANCY DOCUMENTS, AND FAKE PREGNANCY TESTS ARE SOLD ‘AS IS’ BASIS.
THE SITE CANNOT AND DOES NOT CONTAIN [MEDICAL/LEGAL/FITNESS/HEALTH/OTHER] ADVICE. THE INFORMATION IS PROVIDED FOR PRANKS PURPOSES ONLY AND IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR PROFESSIONAL ADVICE.
ACCORDINGLY, BEFORE TAKING ANY ACTIONS BASED UPON SUCH INFORMATION, WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO CONSULT WITH THE APPROPRIATE PROFESSIONALS. WE DO NOT PROVIDE ANY KIND OF MEDICAL/LEGAL/FITNESS/HEALTH ADVICE. THE USE OR RELIANCE OF ANY INFORMATION CONTAINED ON THIS SITE, OR OUR MOBILE APPLICATION, IS SOLELY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
THIS WEBSITE DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE. THE INFORMATION, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, TEXT, GRAPHICS, IMAGES AND OTHER MATERIAL CONTAINED ON THIS WEBSITE ARE FOR PRANK PURPOSES ONLY. NO MATERIAL ON THIS SITE IS INTENDED TO BE A SUBSTITUTE FOR PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ADVICE, DIAGNOSIS OR TREATMENT. ALWAYS SEEK THE ADVICE OF YOUR PHYSICIAN OR OTHER QUALIFIED HEALTH CARE PROVIDER WITH ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING A MEDICAL CONDITION OR TREATMENT AND BEFORE UNDERTAKING NEW HEALTH CARE REGIMEN, AND NEVER DISREGARD PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL ADVICE OR DELAY IN SEEKING IT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU HAVE READ ON THIS WEBSITE.
THE PARTIES AGREE THAT ANY PRODUCT PURCHASED ON THE ULTRA SOUNDS1 WEBSITE SHALL NOT BE USED FOR ANY PROPOSE OTHER THAN AS A PRANK. WITHOUT EXCEPTION NO ULTRA SOUNDS1 PRODUCT SHALL BE PROVIDED/SUBMITTED TO ANY GOVERNMENTAL OR OTHER AGENCY, MEDICAL DOCTOR, ARBITER OF A DISPUTE, AS PROOF OF PREGNANCY, PAST OR CURRENT, OR TO CLAIM ANY BENEFIT FOR WHICH A PREGNANT WOMAN MAY BE ELIGIBLE, OR ENTITLED TO RECEIVE, BASED ON HER BEING PREGNANT. NO HIPAA PROTECTED PATIENT HEALTH INFORMATION CONNECTED TO ANY ULTRA SOUNDS1 PRODUCT, IS INTENDED, OR CONVEYED, WITH RESPECT TO THIS SALE.
THE PARTIES AGREE THAT ULTRA SOUNDS1 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR DELAYS IN SHIPPING THE PRODUCT. THE PARTIES FURTHER AGREE THAT THE SOLE REMEDY FOR ANY SHIPPING DELAYS IS THE REFUND OF THE PURCHASER’S PAYMENT FOR THE PRODUCT.
THE PARTIES AGREE THAT THE FORUM FOR ANY LEGAL ACTION ASSOCIATED WITH THE SALE AND PURCHASE OF THE PRODUCT IS THE STATE OF ILLINOIS.
